- Playwright – Neil Simon
- Location – Harrogate Studio Theatre
- Director – Frank Moorby
Cast
- Corrie Bratter – Kim Cattaneo
- Telephone Man – Gavin Smith
- Paul Bratter – Michael Garside
- Mrs Banks – Sue Rawson
- Victor Valasco – Alan Harwood
Paul and Corrie Bratter are newly-weds.
After spending six days and six nights in their honeymoon hotel, they move into a tiny apartment in Greenwich Village, New York — on the fifth floor, requiring an ascent of Everest proportions for any caller. There’s no heat, there’s a hole in the skylight, the bathroom has no bath and there’s a bedroom with just enough room for the bed.
Into this recipe for a harmonious start to a marriage steps Corrie’s Mother, Ethel and an odd-ball neighbour upstairs cooking eels… oh, yes, and there’s a telephone man.